This week we get caught up in the intricacies of heroin and how exactly you get it into the syringe (we still don't know), why Robin William is considered A-list (because he starred opposite Flubber), and why you only want to steal from honest people. Just remember kids "Steal Hugs not Drugs and only from Honest People." 

Happy Lunar New Year. We celebrate the year of the Dragon with the traditional discussion of Nic Cage movies, obscure Simpsons references, and almost getting a DUI. Plus we may or may not offend the Chinese people. There's also a gong.  Chuc mung nam moi! Enjoy!

All of us here at Bread v. Rice would like to wish you and yours a Happy New Year! All of us being Dan and David, and you and yours being the 3 people that listen to this. We know that the new year will present new challenges as well as new opportunities, so we made this podcast to give you some tips and advice on how to better yourself in twenty doez. (Tips and advice somewhere near the end I think, no promises. Most of it is just us talking to each other because we missed each other.)

This week we come to you prepared with lists galore. Everything from obscure holiday figures to stupid holiday gifts and everything in between. The lists are honestly not that funny, but with David and Dan at the helm what ISN'T funny?! This is also our longest show yet because we just don't know how to say goodbye to each other.

It almost seems like we go out of our way to offend people in this episode of the Bread v. Rice podcast. But at some point you have to figure that if you're offending everyone, then you're really offending no one. That's how it works right? Whatever, in this episode we have a short Thanksgiving chat that launches Dan into a mini tirade about sports. Not to be outdone, David goes on a huge rant about Japanese food. Listen to find out how ignorant they really are.

This week it's all relationship talk. Dan has an anniversary with his girlfriend and we talk bring up a list about the top 25 something something something relationships. Honestly I don't know how we find these horrible lists, but this one is really no better than the last ones. Listen to Dan's awesome anniversary stories and hate on this damn list. Also, amazon.com

This episode we talk about people dying. Sounds morbid, but its actually pretty hilarious! We give shout outs to all the people who have passed this week in alphabetical order, starting with Aaron Aaronson who died of AIDS… a river of AIDS. We also touch on Occupy Wall Street and Qwickster. #iSad.

Sex sells. This is always something we were always told, but were too uncomfortable to talk about it. In this episode we have a support group of friends and are ready to talk about sex, in a therapeutic and scientific way of course. Also, spoiler alert for Contagion and I Am Legend towards the end!

We talk about the four R's of an unsuccessful relationships. Anger, Boundaries, and Money. Yeah don't ask me why those really don't begin with the letter R. Hell, Money doesn't even have an R in it. Read it yourself on HuffPo or just listen to us analyze the hell out of it for yucks.

On this episode we wax poetic about fat girls. Well, not just any fat girl, but the fattest girl in the world. Don't look down on her though, she's looking to bust through some glass ceilings to become that fattest PERSON in the world. Think about what you've done for human beings as a race; now think about what she's setting out to do. Truly heroic.